Eat Indian, Be Indian

Traditionally, Indian Food Is Served On A Rug On The Floor And People Are Supposed To Sit In A Circle.
In Case You Are Using A Table, Let The Eldest Person Sit First. The Host Is Supposed To Sit In A Direction From Where He Can See Everyone Around Him. 

When Everyone Is Seated, Wait For The Food To Be Served.
You Should Not Chatter Unnecessary With The People Around You.







Indian Tradition Does Not Emphasize On The Use Of Cuttlery Which Are Considered To Be A Part Of Western Culture, Such As Forks And Knife. Indian Food Such As Curries And Gravies Are Enjoyed Best When Eaten With Hands.

Wash Hands Properly Before Starting As Much Of The Food Is Eaten With Hands, Even If You Arev Using Basic Cutleries Such As Spoon And Fork.

Wait For The Eldest To Start First. Even If You Are Starving Don't Attack The Food or Eat Hastily. It Is Considered Disrespectful And A Bad Manner.

You Are Not Expected To Use Your Left Hand While Eating. Even Breads And Chapattis Are Broken Into Pieces Using The Right Hand Alone. But You Are Supposed To Transfer Food From The Common Plate Using Your Clean Left Hand.






In North India It Is Not Accepted To Stain Your Hands With Gravies Or Curries, Only Fingertips It Used To Pick And Gather Food. However, In South India, You Can Take Liberty To Dip Your Hand Upto Your Palms.






Dont Flood Your Plate With Food. You Dont Have To Taste Each And Every Dish Served. Finish Your Whole Food Before Asking For More. Wasting Food Is Considered Disrespect To The Host And The Food.

Once You Have Finished Your Food, Dont Leave The Table Until The Host Asks Youy To. If You Have To Leave The Table, Ask For The Permission From The People Before Leaving.






Dont Wash Your Hands In Your Plate Or On The Bay Leaf And You Are Not Expected To Close The Bay Leaf- If You Are In South India. Use A Finger Bowl ( Lemon And Water ) To Wash Your Greasy Hands.

You Are Expected To Say Polite Terms Like 'Please' And 'Thank You' As A Courtesy Towards Your Host.

Ten On Ten - The Good Things In Life That Can Still Be Yours Or Under 10 Bucks.

1... 1/2 An Hour Net Surfing.
2... Add Gel Refill.
3... Great Time Pass In Boring Lectures.
4... Polo Mint.
5... A Lovely Rose For Someone Special.
6... Chunky Jewellery Sold In The Railway Compartment.
7... Two Postcard Size Photo Prints.
8... Coconut Water On A Hot Summer Special.
9... Train Ticket From Andheri To Churchgate.
10. 20 Pages Xerox Of Our College Notes.
11. A Set Of Rubber Bands.
12. Sandwich In Streets.
13. 2 Kohinoor Condoms For Safe Sex.
14. Lexi Ball Pen Worth 4 Bucks Wonly.
15. Fountain Pepsi.
16. A Small Greeting Card.
17. Brown Paper To Cover Your Books.
18. A Petrol Refill For A 20 Minute Bike Ride.
19. 10 Pens For 1 Bucks Each On Mumbai Footpaths.
20. A Colourful Balloon.
21. Table Tennis Ball.
22. A Sms Forward To Your 20 Friends.
23. Small Roadside Poster.
24. Lays Chips.
25. Sugarcane Juice For Rs.6
26. A Vada Pav For 5 Bucks.
27. Parle G Biscuits.
28. A Bus Tickets.
29. Safety Pins For Rs.2
30. Monginis Slice Cake.
31. 2 Golas.
32. Cutting Chai.
33. A Coin At Any Game Shop.
34. One Chhota Lifebouy For The Loo.
35. Getting An Italian Haircut On The Roadside.
36. A Round In Auto Rickshaw.
37. Buy An Appy (Fruit Beer).
38. Road Side Bhutta.
39. 20 Days Supply Of Mouth Freshner @ 50 Paise Each.
40. A Blank CD.
41. Softy @ Mc Donalds.
42. RoadSide Batteries.
43. A Yummy Lassi For 7 Bucks Wonly.
44. Keychains.
45. Frooti 5 Ka 2
46. Act II Popcorn.
47. One Paani Puri Or SevPuri.
48. Eyebrow Threading.
49. A Mousepad.
50. Candy Floss.
51. Four Print Outs From An Cyber Cafe.
52. Apple.
53. A Small Balance Recharge For Talk Time In Mobile.

Bambaiya Words

 Hi Friends We Live In Mumbai The City Which Transform Its Name From Bombay. Many Things Are Same Like People, Food, Streets, Local Train, City Buses, Bollywood, Crowd Etc Etc But One Thing Which Is Becoming An Endanger Species In Mumbai Fast Life Thats Our Street Language Which We Are Forgetting Due To Use Of English Language And Higher Society, Which Looks Cheap For New Generation.

 Here Are The List Of Those Bambaiya Words Which Used To Be The Backbone Of Mumbai Identity :

1..  Apun                   : I, Me

2..  Akkha                 : Whole.. Entire                                                                                   

3..  Bakra                  : One Who Is Fooled

4..  Baju                    : Side

5..  Bas Kya              : Could Mean Anything From 'Really' ? To 'No Kidding'

6..  Bole To               : Meaning

7..  Bindaas               : Courageous, Care Free
8..  Bhidu                  : Buddy
9..  Bhankas               : Humbug
10. Barobbar             : Correct... Equal
11. Bomabom            : Shouting, Noise
12. Bevada                : Drunkard
13. Bol Bachchan       : One Who Just Talks And Doesn't Deliver
14. Boss                     : Form Of Address To Anyone From Auto Driver To Peon
15. Chhava                 : Boyfriend
16. Chhavi                  : Girlfriend
17. Chikna                  : Good Looking Boy ( But In A Fussy Way, Not A Compliment )
18. Chikni                   : Good Looking Girl

19. Cutting                  : Half                                                                            

20. Chirkut                 : Dumb Guy
21. Chindi Chor          : Small Time Crook
22. Chuna Lagana      : To Con Someone
23. Dedh Shaana        : Smarty Pants
24. Dedh Futya          : Short Guy
25. Dhakkan              : Idiot / Stupid
26. Dimaag Ka Dahi  : Annoy Or Baffle
27. Dhaansu              : Awesome
28. Double Dholki     : Two Faced
29. Fukat                  : Free

30. Fulltoo                : Complete, Total

31. Full Moon           : Bald Guy                                                                                       

32. Gardi                  : Crowd

33. Hafta                  : Weekly Bribe Given To Gangster / Police
34. Jhakaas              : Wow !
35. Jhagmag             : Shiny Or Bright

36. Jhol                    : Scam

37. Kalti Maar         : Get Lost

38. Kayko               : Why ?

39. Khopcha/Sumdi : In A Corner                                                                                     

40. Chai Pani           : Bribe

41. Kantalaa            : Boredom

42. Khajoor             : Dumb Guy

43. Khali Pili            : Just Like That
44. Kaan Patti         : A Tight Slap
45. Keeda               : Pest
46. Lukkha              : One Who Has Nothing Better To Do
47. Laafa                 : Slap
48. Lafda/Rada        : Trouble / Riot
49. Locha                : Hassle
50. Mundi                : Head
51. Maska               : Butter
52. Maskaree          : Fooling Around
53. Maafik               : Like
54. Maal/Item          : Sexy Girl
55. Pandu                : Cop
56. Pakana              : Bore Or Tire
57. Paakit                : Wallet
58. Patli Gully          : Escape Route
59. Popat                : One Who Got Fooled
60. Rapchik             : Expression Of Admiration, Usually For A Pretty Girl
61. Rokda               : Cash
62.Satkela/Sarkela  : Crazy
63. Shaana              : Smart
64. Shaan Patti        : Acting Smart
65. Shendi               : Fool Someone
66. Sutta                 : Smoke
67.Taklu                 : Bald Person
68. Tapori               :Street Guy
69. Tapkaya            : Killed
70. Tapli                  : Slap On The Head
71. Teynshun           : Tension
72.Vaat                   : Trouble
73. Yeda                 : Mad

KITES - ONE OF THE BEST ROMANTIC MOVIE I HAVE SEEN

yesterday i saw the movie "kites". after watching it i started blaming the mentality of indian viewers. its such an good movie not bcoz of story or songs but bcoz of the chemistry created by hrithik and barbara. this movie made me cry. i wished for the first time to god why in this movie the couple dies please save them they are so cute they are so real. but indian viewars cant or dont want to see the movie with subtitles or they are illiterate educate. someone said once great movies will be made when we become good audiences. but u prefer stupid dabanng over cute movie kites. i wish if i had seen it on big screen. i m shame of indian viewars. please see it once with heart it may give a smile and a cry. this movie is an change in indian romantic cinema.

Good Jokes

Good jokes are good because not only it will bring laughter to the people, but it will also not offend other people. Good jokes or commonly called clean jokes are those that don’t contain a foul and green intent. They share humor that can be presented to all kinds of age, whether you are a child who understands the concept of the joke, or an adult. Mark Twain is of those who write good jokes; he is an American author as well as a humorist. An example of his works would be the Adventures of Huckleberry Fin, and the Adventures of Tom Sawyer.

There are many types of jokes that are made, one example is the Question and Answer (Q&A) jokes. These are some examples of Q&A jokes:

Q: “Where do you find a no legged dog?” A:”Right where you left him.”

Q:”What do get from a pampered cow?” A:”Spoiled milk.”

Q:”How do crazy people go through the forest?” A:”They take the psycho path.”

Q:”What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?” A:”Nacho cheese.”

Q:”Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?” A:”Because it scares the dog.”

There are also one-liner jokes that are short but deliver the humor through the straight to the point punch line. Here are some examples for one-liner jokes:

“Boys are like parking spaces, the good ones are take-in!!!”

“The Magician was driving down the road… then he turned into a driveway.”

“To a worm, digging in the hard ground is more relaxing than going fishing.”

“I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.”

“No more about Elvis, OK? Thankyouvermuch.”

“I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.”

Meanwhile, there are also Good Jokes that depict a story and at the end of the story is the punch line. They usually portray people with their stupidity and dullness which makes people laugh at the end. Here are some examples of short story jokes:

Windy Tale?

“Three retirees, each with hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other , ‘Windy, isn’t it?’ ‘No,’ the second man replied, ‘it’s Thursday.’ The third man chimed in, ‘So am I. Let’s have a beer.’”

Secret Service?

“A Friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside: The pastor said to him, ‘You need to join the Army of the Lord!’ My friend replied, ‘I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.’ Pastor questioned, ‘How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?’ He whispered back, ‘I’m in the secret service.’”

Shame

“‘You should be ashamed,’ the father told his son, Andy, ‘When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles everyday to get to school.’ ‘Really?’ Andy responded. ‘Well, when he was your age, he was president.’

There are many Good Jokes that are very funny to hear yet is clean and available for all to hear. Your funny experiences in your life can also be made into a joke so that you can make people laugh. Just be happy and make people laugh because as the saying goes by Mark Twain “The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.”